Gym Exercise Equipment

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I want to purchase a workout machine. Was really leaning towards an elliptical or bike. but am open to other ideas. any suggestions? and if anyone owns or did own an elliptical or bike, are there any recommendations? thanks!!

I go to the gym on my luch break, and have notice a great difference in my body, but can’t seem to lose the weight around my midsection.

what is the best exercise equipment to work out your legs and thighs? i have a exercise bike and elliptical machine which is best